I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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