Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
