what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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