I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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