on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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