Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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