i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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