Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
