I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
This is my gift to your gina
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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