i was born a porn star she said
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
