Dual....:-)
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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