i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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