Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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