I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
