We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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