So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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