Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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