I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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