Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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