Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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