is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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