fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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