no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
A bitchslap is in order.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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