Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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