There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
