Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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