i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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