Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
