"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
