i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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