just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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