Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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