the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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