The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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