She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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