she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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