Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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