But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
