That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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