: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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