Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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