I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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