I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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