well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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