oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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