I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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