I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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