Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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