I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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