dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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