ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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